so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
I’M SO OBSESSED WITH THIS LITTLE SHIT.
Louis Tomlinson at the Rose Bowl 09.12.14
don’t use pussy as an insult for the love of christ, a vagina can expand to 500% its size, has strong enough muscles to carry 25 pounds, and contains the only known human organ designed for pleasure and pleasure alone. meanwhile testicle owners sit on their balls wrong and cry.
In Ferguson, Still-Boarded Windows Signal Fears of More Trouble (Translation: Businesses in Ferguson are not replacing windows before grand jury decision is made.)
Quote of the week: “U.S. citizens have the shortest paid vacations in the world, unless you’re Darren Wilson and you get five weeks off after killing a teenager.” — Sarah Kendzior
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
My rabbit, Choki, when she was a baby. She liked to hide under fluffy dolls and pillows.